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Hey, guys.

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Just another couple hours and we got
ourselves a brand new spanking year.

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Ladies and gentlemen, up with people.

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I'm sorry, sir. We don't mean to seem
like a bunch of... Morbid, gloomy

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cankersaws.

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I was going to say gloomy gussies.

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I know.

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I know it's tough working tonight, but
think about what this really means to

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you. Tippy -toeing around that festive
vomit?

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We're keeping this city open. And it is
for people like this that we are doing

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it. So let's not begrudge them. Let's
try to recognize them as the wonderfully

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important human beings that they are.
Let's try to make this their best New

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Year's ever.

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The insert.

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Ready to put 1986 in the books, sir? You
betcha! The sooner we get started, the

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sooner we can party!

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I do so enjoy this time of the year.

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You and all the rest of the... party

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animals.

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Excuse me, folks. The people behind you
can't see.

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Disturbing the peace?

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Boy, it makes you want to run right out
and have one, doesn't it?

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The people versus 1987, sir.

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Excuse me, mister.

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He had his name legally changed to 1987,
sir.

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You can call me 19.

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Well, the law precludes me from
addressing you by your first digit.

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Mr. 87.

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I plan on doing a lot better with my
year than that guy 1986 did with his. I

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mean, come on. Chernobyl?

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Reykjavik? Al Capone's vault?

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Exactly. So you really think you're
going to be responsible for everything

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happens next year?

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I'm going to make ABC the number one
network again.

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for psychiatric.

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Come on, let's go.

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What's next, Mac?

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Uh, next case, sir.

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Walter Jacob Wise.

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Mac, remember pants.

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The charge is indecent exposure.

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Your Honor, my client was merely walking
down the street when a sudden gust of

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wind blew his nightie up over his head
unexpectedly.

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It was a freak of nature.

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Oh, I don't know. Sure got a lot of
compliments afterwards.

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Mr. Wise, what were you doing out there
dressed like this?

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It has to do with my anniversary.

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Your wedding anniversary?

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Yeah, 42 years ago tonight.

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I fell in love in Times Square.

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Must have cost about a buck fifty back
then, huh?

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It was New Year's Eve, 1944.

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The war in Europe was finally turning
our way. People were in the mood to

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about celebrating again. And it was in
the middle of all that that I met my

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Gertie.

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Beautiful name.

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Her tugboat.

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In our 40 years of marriage, we always
look back on that as a... Oh, wonderful,

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magical moment.

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It's a memory I've held dear every
single day.

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Since I lost her two years ago.

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Excuse me, Arthur.

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Perhaps Mr. Wise would be more
comfortable in the privacy of my

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Any objections?

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Only a man who would drown a sack of
kittens would object.

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All right, go ahead.

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Roz, Miss Sullivan, would you escort Mr.
Wise to my office?

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Folks, we're going to take five.

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1987 escape.

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My, where has the year gone?

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Well, Bull, why don't you round up the
other bailiff, see if you can find him.

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I'll be back.

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Where would you be if you were wearing a
diaper?

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At home, entertaining a few close
friends.

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Oh, we were just madly in love.

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But my unit was shipping out to Europe
in two weeks.

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You have to remember, this is 40 years
ago.

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I mean, people weren't as liberated then
about certain matters.

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So you didn't... Of course we did.

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We just felt guilty about it for an
hour.

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Well, I see everybody's feeling better.

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Walt was just telling us about the night
he met Gertie. Yeah, Gertie and I

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greeted the new year by dancing the
night away.

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Lombardo. Good...

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The Meltones.

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The Meltones?

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As in Mel Torme and the Meltones?

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You are about to be kissed on the lip by
a judge.

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Whatever happened to a slap on the
wrist?

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Well, I still do not understand what you
were doing out there in 30 -degree

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weather in nothing but your pajama top.

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Freezing my bejubies off.

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If you must know, Your Honor, I walked
out of a hospital.

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I see. Which one?

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I'd rather not say.

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You see, if I tell you, they'll send me
back.

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Your Honor, maybe if I could speak with
him privately. No, I'm sorry, Miss

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Sullivan. I won't tell you either.

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Hey, did I mention you have the
loveliest cheekbones?

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Walt, you have got to understand the
serious... Do I really?

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Oh, Brooke.

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I want to check out a couple of the
hospitals and nursing homes in the area.

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There might be some very worried people
out there looking for him.

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Yeah.

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Some warrants for you to sign, sir.

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Okey -doke.

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I looked everywhere for 1987, sir.

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No luck.

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You looked everywhere?

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Yes, sir.

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How about up on the roof?

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Checked it.

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He just disappeared into thin air.

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Nobody can do that.

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Mind your own business.

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Okay.

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I embarrassed my species again, didn't
I?

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May I help you?

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I'm Lieutenant Gerard. I'm looking for
somebody.

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Well, you're out of luck. Everybody
here's got two arms.

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Huh? Well, you know, Lieutenant Gerard,
Dr.

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Richard Kimball chasing the one -armed
man.

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The Fugitive, big TV show.

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I don't watch TV.

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Not enough violence.

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Hey, Mac, listen, I want you to call...
Hey, Judge Stone, as advertised, who are

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you? Lieutenant Gerard.

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Came looking for the one -armed man, did
you?

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Trust me, sir, it ain't going nowhere.

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I'm with the New Jersey Bureau of
Prisons.

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Well, gee, you don't look too happy. And
you don't look old enough to shave.

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Matt, go get my razor.

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It has a little double on it that might
amuse the gentleman.

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Yeah, well, save it. I got bigger fish
to fry.

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Got a warrant here.

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Pick up an escaped felon.

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Walter Wise.

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Walter Wise?

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Tall guy, silver goatee, cute little
knees.

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That slime cake escaped from the prison
hospital last night in a cadaver bag.

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And I'd be lucky if I don't take him
back in one.

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That doesn't make sense.

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Tell me about it.

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A doofus rabbit's with short time and a
back nine.

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Go figure.

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Yeah, go figure.

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Sorry, Lieutenant, I don't speak
gumshoe.

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I said he escaped for only two months
until his parole.

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Mr. White? No. No way. Can't be. Must be
a mistake.

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Uh -huh.

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Well, you and Barney Fife can stand
around here oohing and aahing all day

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after I get my delivery.

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Should I go get him, or do you want me
to stay here with Mr. Sunshine?

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I'll get him.

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Hey. Did you hear the one about the left
foot break dancer?

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And one, and a two, and a one, two,
three. There, you got it. I know I got

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just want to use it more often.

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You know, when I first danced with
Gertie, I was wearing my navy dress

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Oh, Miss Sullivan.

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And a pause, and a dip.

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Excuse me, you're in conference.

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Walt here was just telling us about the
uniform he was wearing when he met his

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wife. Really?

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Was it as nice as your prison uniform?

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Hey, did I mention I'm an escaped felon?

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No, you kind of left that part out,
Walt.

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Felon? What about the hospital?

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It's a prison hospital.

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I said they'd send me back, remember?

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I never lied to you.

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Please,

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please, Your Honor, don't be upset.

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It is very important for me to get the
Times Square tonight.

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You could have gone next year. Your
parole is in two months.

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Two months?

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Would it kill you to have waited two
months?

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As a matter of fact, yes.

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You see, I'm... I'm dying.

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He is gonna die?

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Hey, we're all gonna die.

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Some of it's just sooner than later.

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We're pulling for you, Gerard.

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How long does Mr.

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Wise have to live?

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Hey, what am I, his doctor?

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All I know is an escape con, I gotta
take him back.

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Roz, self -image is everything.

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Show men a little tenderness, a sense of
humor.

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You'll see the difference.

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I'll try.

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But I'm gonna miss slapping him around.

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Hello, Gerard.

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What? No hug? And I even brought you
delightful parting gifts.

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Matching bracelets.

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Are handcuffs really necessary?

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Hey, lady, we're dealing with a criminal
here. What exactly did he do?

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The lowest, most despicable of offenses
against society.

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You mean... I was a car salesman.

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He was a car salesman until he decided
to branch out into grand theft auto.

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Is that true, Mr. Wise?

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It's true, Your Honor.

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I... I went through a pretty hard time
after Gertie died.

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I thought I was okay until I went back
to work after the funeral.

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I guess I snapped. I sold every car on
the lot before any of the other salesmen

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came in.

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Walt, many people express their grief
differently. Some men might weep when

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you've sold cars.

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For a dollar each.

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Lieutenant Gerard, I'm wondering that in
view of Mr.

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Wise's special circumstance in the
holiday season, maybe you could stretch

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rules a little bit and take him back to
jail by way of Times Square?

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Oh, sure, we could stop off at the
Waldorf, too, and catch the champagne

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dance.

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Well, I can't speak for Walt on that
one, but... This guy, this guy ain't

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nowhere except back to his cell.

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Gerard, evidently you're forgetting that
you're in my court.

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So?

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Then you didn't forget, huh?

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No, and I also didn't forget that
failure to comply with a legal warrant

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some heavy dues, Judge.

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Then you leave me no choice.

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He's yours.

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Sir.

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After, we've gone back into session and
disposed of his case. Say, ten minutes.

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Okay, that's fine.

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I'll call in, let him know we're coming.

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The sooner we get these animals back in
the cage, the better.

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Oh, by the way, Happy New Year.

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Say what you will, he's got a sense of
humor.

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Oh, sir, that was brilliant. You bought
just enough time to pull one of your

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incredible saves. So tell us, what's
your plan?

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Step one, to go someplace quiet and
think up step two.

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No wonder he's the judge. I didn't even
have a plan.

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Your high school couldn't afford a
tackling dummy, could they?

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So the gorilla says, hey, if I could
sing, do you think I'd be hanging around

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here?

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Hey, gang.

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Where's Thunk?

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Oh, Your Honor, are you sure you've
tried everything?

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I'm a judge, damn it, not a magician.

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Well, not primarily a magician.

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Walt, I'm sorry. I did my best.

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It's all right, Your Honor. I
understand.

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All right, people, settle down.

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I just went to the bathroom.

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I'm not changing him.

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Some nutcase stole my suit.

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How? Aren't you armed?

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He snuck up behind me and...

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Held a safety pin to my throat.

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Then what's holding up your diapers?

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Willpower!

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Now, would it be too much trouble for
you to get me some clothes?

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Have a little rash, do we?

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Enough is enough.

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I want some clothes.

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I want me a prisoner.

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And I want out of here.

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Now!

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You simmer down, Gerard, and we'll get
you some clothes.

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Walt, I'm sorry. I am going to have to
transfer you. Mac, would you make sure

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everything's in order?

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Sir, should I get Baby Huey here to send
me a copy of the warrant?

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What's that? The warrant, sir. Should I
get him to send me a copy?

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You don't have the warrant?

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It's in my other suit.

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Well, then that would mean that he also
got the I .D.

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that proves who you are.

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Oh. Oh, sir, I'm starting to like this.

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Well, well, well, Lieutenant Gerard, if
that is your real name.

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Hey! Hey, what are you doing?

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You can send this down to his
headquarters for verification.

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I'm not sending that anywhere.

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You don't suppose he's afraid of an I
.D. check, do you?

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Think he has a record?

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They never did close that Jimmy Hoffa
thing.

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Crazy? Crazy. That's another possibility
altogether.

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Crazy. Did he look crazy to you, Matt?

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Mad as a hatter, sir. Rob, does a bear
take a reader's digest in the woods?

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All right.

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You win.

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I'll take him to Times Square.

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Hey, why don't we photograph him in a
compromising position with my cat?

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Miss Sullivan, it's all over.

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I knew that.

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Why don't you just get me some clothes
so I can get this over with?

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Fine, Gerard, but I don't think I can
trust you. Bull, would you escort the

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lieutenant here, make sure he doesn't
get lost on his way to Times Square?

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Certainly, sir.

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Stop by the prison sometime, Judge.

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I'd love to. Drop me in a hole with a
psycho killer for about an hour?

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Is Thursday good for you?

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Fine.

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Wonderful. This was marvelous.

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Hey, this was great. This, this was...
This...

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This is goodbye, then.

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We're gonna miss you all.

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Hey, Matt.

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Don't you and Quan Lee worry too much
about money problems.

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00:19:39,490 --> 00:19:42,030
Now, it's true. If you got love...

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He got everything.

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Except, of course, credit.

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I'll remember that.

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Hello? Mr. Wise, if there's anything I
can do, if the doctors decide you need

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something donated, like an organ... I'm
afraid you don't have anything that

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would fit.

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But... Thank you.

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Thanks, anyway.

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Ross, I expect a letter.

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I want to hear how it's going with the
men, huh?

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Okay, well... And remember what I said.

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The most important thing is to be
yourself.

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So an occasional body slam won't hurt.

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Deal.

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You take care.

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Christine.

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Walt.

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Now, you listen to me. I think it's
entirely possible that those doctors are

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wrong and you can be treated.

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From what I know about you, I think you
can beat that.

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00:20:58,990 --> 00:20:59,990
Maybe you're right.

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00:21:03,310 --> 00:21:09,170
I bet she knows the words to every Mary
Poppins song.

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She's got them tattooed on her arm.

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I'll remember you, Walt.

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We all will.

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Hey, Bull.

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Come on. I got a date to keep.

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Hey, Walt.

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You know, maybe Christine's right.

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Anything's possible.

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00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:41,670
I'll say hello to Guy Lombardo for you.

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00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:53,450
The crowd here at Times Square is
getting excited with only a minute to go

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midnight. Who wants to join me in a
toast?

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00:21:56,550 --> 00:21:59,270
Oh, yes, the traditional magnum of
Bosco.

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00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:02,970
I sure hope Walt made it to Times
Square.

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00:22:03,350 --> 00:22:05,170
Isn't that him standing next to that
lamppost?

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00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:07,670
Hey, that's not a lamppost, that's Bull.

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00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,440
By my watch, we got 30 seconds. No, no,
look. On top of that building, it's Mr.

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1987.

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00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:23,560
Now we can see what the commotion is. A
man is hanging on the big red ball as it

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makes its descent.

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He looks goofy in Lieutenant Gerard's
suit.

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00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,180
Well, not anymore.

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He's stripping.

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And he didn't find a new diaper.

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Boy, these new sets sure bring out the
flesh tones, don't they?

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00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:09,690
Just so the evening's not a complete
waste, how about giving Danny Boy the

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traditional New Year's kiss, huh?

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Okay, but just this once.